Act III, Scene 3

Friar Laurence’s cell.

[Enter FRIAR LAURENCE]

• Friar Laurence. Romeo, come forth; come forth, thou fearful man: 1870
  Affliction is enamour'd of thy parts,
  And thou art wedded to calamity.

[Enter ROMEO]

• Romeo. Father, what news? what is the prince's doom?
  What sorrow craves acquaintance at my hand, 1875
  That I yet know not?

• Friar Laurence. Too familiar
  Is my dear son with such sour company:
  I bring thee tidings of the prince's doom.

• Romeo. What less than dooms-day is the prince's doom? 1880

• Friar Laurence. A gentler judgment vanish'd from his lips,
  Not body's death, but body's banishment.

• Romeo. Ha, banishment! be merciful, say 'death;'
  For exile hath more terror in his look,
  Much more than death: do not say 'banishment.' 1885

• Friar Laurence. Hence from Verona art thou banished:
  Be patient, for the world is broad and wide.

• Romeo. There is no world without Verona walls,
  But purgatory, torture, hell itself.
  Hence-banished is banish'd from the world, 1890
  And world's exile is death: then banished,
  Is death mis-term'd: calling death banishment,
  Thou cutt'st my head off with a golden axe,
  And smilest upon the stroke that murders me.

• Friar Laurence. O deadly sin! O rude unthankfulness! 1895
  Thy fault our law calls death; but the kind prince,
  Taking thy part, hath rush'd aside the law,
  And turn'd that black word death to banishment:
  This is dear mercy, and thou seest it not.

• Romeo. 'Tis torture, and not mercy: heaven is here, 1900
  Where Juliet lives; and every cat and dog
  And little mouse, every unworthy thing,
  Live here in heaven and may look on her;
  But Romeo may not: more validity,
  More honourable state, more courtship lives 1905
  In carrion-flies than Romeo: they my seize
  On the white wonder of dear Juliet's hand
  And steal immortal blessing from her lips,
  Who even in pure and vestal modesty,
  Still blush, as thinking their own kisses sin; 1910
  But Romeo may not; he is banished:
  Flies may do this, but I from this must fly:
  They are free men, but I am banished.
  And say'st thou yet that exile is not death?
  Hadst thou no poison mix'd, no sharp-ground knife, 1915
  No sudden mean of death, though ne'er so mean,
  But 'banished' to kill me?—'banished'?
  O friar, the damned use that word in hell;
  Howlings attend it: how hast thou the heart,
  Being a divine, a ghostly confessor, 1920
  A sin-absolver, and my friend profess'd,
  To mangle me with that word 'banished'?

• Friar Laurence. Thou fond mad man, hear me but speak a word.

• Romeo. O, thou wilt speak again of banishment.

• Friar Laurence. I'll give thee armour to keep off that word: 1925
  Adversity's sweet milk, philosophy,
  To comfort thee, though thou art banished.

• Romeo. Yet 'banished'? Hang up philosophy!
  Unless philosophy can make a Juliet,
  Displant a town, reverse a prince's doom, 1930
  It helps not, it prevails not: talk no more.

• Friar Laurence. O, then I see that madmen have no ears.

• Romeo. How should they, when that wise men have no eyes?

• Friar Laurence. Let me dispute with thee of thy estate.

• Romeo. Thou canst not speak of that thou dost not feel: 1935
  Wert thou as young as I, Juliet thy love,
  An hour but married, Tybalt murdered,
  Doting like me and like me banished,
  Then mightst thou speak, then mightst thou tear thy hair,
  And fall upon the ground, as I do now, 1940
  Taking the measure of an unmade grave.

[Knocking within]

• Friar Laurence. Arise; one knocks; good Romeo, hide thyself.

• Romeo. Not I; unless the breath of heartsick groans,
  Mist-like, infold me from the search of eyes. 1945

[Knocking]

• Friar Laurence. Hark, how they knock! Who's there? Romeo, arise;
  Thou wilt be taken. Stay awhile! Stand up;
  [Knocking]
  Run to my study. By and by! God's will, 1950
  What simpleness is this! I come, I come!
  [Knocking]
  Who knocks so hard? whence come you? what's your will?

• Nurse. [Within] Let me come in, and you shall know
  my errand; 1955
  I come from Lady Juliet.

• Friar Laurence. Welcome, then.

[Enter Nurse]

• Nurse. O holy friar, O, tell me, holy friar,
  Where is my lady's lord, where's Romeo? 1960

• Friar Laurence. There on the ground, with his own tears made drunk.

• Nurse. O, he is even in my mistress' case,
  Just in her case! O woful sympathy!
  Piteous predicament! Even so lies she,
  Blubbering and weeping, weeping and blubbering. 1965
  Stand up, stand up; stand, and you be a man:
  For Juliet's sake, for her sake, rise and stand;
  Why should you fall into so deep an O?

• Romeo. Nurse!

• Nurse. Ah sir! ah sir! Well, death's the end of all. 1970

• Romeo. Spakest thou of Juliet? how is it with her?
  Doth she not think me an old murderer,
  Now I have stain'd the childhood of our joy
  With blood removed but little from her own?
  Where is she? and how doth she? and what says 1975
  My conceal'd lady to our cancell'd love?

• Nurse. O, she says nothing, sir, but weeps and weeps;
  And now falls on her bed; and then starts up,
  And Tybalt calls; and then on Romeo cries,
  And then down falls again. 1980

• Romeo. As if that name,
  Shot from the deadly level of a gun,
  Did murder her; as that name's cursed hand
  Murder'd her kinsman. O, tell me, friar, tell me,
  In what vile part of this anatomy 1985
  Doth my name lodge? tell me, that I may sack
  The hateful mansion.

[Drawing his sword]

• Friar Laurence. Hold thy desperate hand:
  Art thou a man? thy form cries out thou art: 1990
  Thy tears are womanish; thy wild acts denote
  The unreasonable fury of a beast:
  Unseemly woman in a seeming man!
  Or ill-beseeming beast in seeming both!
  Thou hast amazed me: by my holy order, 1995
  I thought thy disposition better temper'd.
  Hast thou slain Tybalt? wilt thou slay thyself?
  And stay thy lady too that lives in thee,
  By doing damned hate upon thyself?
  Why rail'st thou on thy birth, the heaven, and earth? 2000
  Since birth, and heaven, and earth, all three do meet
  In thee at once; which thou at once wouldst lose.
  Fie, fie, thou shamest thy shape, thy love, thy wit;
  Which, like a usurer, abound'st in all,
  And usest none in that true use indeed 2005
  Which should bedeck thy shape, thy love, thy wit:
  Thy noble shape is but a form of wax,
  Digressing from the valour of a man;
  Thy dear love sworn but hollow perjury,
  Killing that love which thou hast vow'd to cherish; 2010
  Thy wit, that ornament to shape and love,
  Misshapen in the conduct of them both,
  Like powder in a skitless soldier's flask,
  Is set afire by thine own ignorance,
  And thou dismember'd with thine own defence. 2015
  What, rouse thee, man! thy Juliet is alive,
  For whose dear sake thou wast but lately dead;
  There art thou happy: Tybalt would kill thee,
  But thou slew'st Tybalt; there are thou happy too:
  The law that threaten'd death becomes thy friend 2020
  And turns it to exile; there art thou happy:
  A pack of blessings lights up upon thy back;
  Happiness courts thee in her best array;
  But, like a misbehaved and sullen wench,
  Thou pout'st upon thy fortune and thy love: 2025
  Take heed, take heed, for such die miserable.
  Go, get thee to thy love, as was decreed,
  Ascend her chamber, hence and comfort her:
  But look thou stay not till the watch be set,
  For then thou canst not pass to Mantua; 2030
  Where thou shalt live, till we can find a time
  To blaze your marriage, reconcile your friends,
  Beg pardon of the prince, and call thee back
  With twenty hundred thousand times more joy
  Than thou went'st forth in lamentation. 2035
  Go before, nurse: commend me to thy lady;
  And bid her hasten all the house to bed,
  Which heavy sorrow makes them apt unto:
  Romeo is coming.

• Nurse. O Lord, I could have stay'd here all the night 2040
  To hear good counsel: O, what learning is!
  My lord, I'll tell my lady you will come.

• Romeo. Do so, and bid my sweet prepare to chide.

• Nurse. Here, sir, a ring she bid me give you, sir:
  Hie you, make haste, for it grows very late. 2045

[Exit]

• Romeo. How well my comfort is revived by this!

• Friar Laurence. Go hence; good night; and here stands all your state:
  Either be gone before the watch be set,
  Or by the break of day disguised from hence: 2050
  Sojourn in Mantua; I'll find out your man,
  And he shall signify from time to time
  Every good hap to you that chances here:
  Give me thy hand; 'tis late: farewell; good night.

• Romeo. But that a joy past joy calls out on me, 2055
  It were a grief, so brief to part with thee: Farewell.

[Exeunt]