Speeches (Lines) for Doctor Caius
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(stage directions). [Enter DOCTOR CAIUS] Doctor Caius. Vat is you sing? I do not like des toys. Pray you,
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Hostess Quickly. Ay, forsooth; I'll fetch it you.
Doctor Caius. Fe, fe, fe, fe! ma foi, il fait fort chaud. Je
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Hostess Quickly. Is it this, sir? Doctor Caius. Oui; mette le au mon pocket: depeche, quickly. Vere
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Rugby. Here, sir! Doctor Caius. You are John Rugby, and you are Jack Rugby. Come,
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Rugby. 'Tis ready, sir, here in the porch. Doctor Caius. By my trot, I tarry too long. Od's me!
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Hostess Quickly. Ay me, he'll find the young man here, and be mad! Doctor Caius. O diable, diable! vat is in my closet? Villain! larron!
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Hostess Quickly. Good master, be content. Doctor Caius. Wherefore shall I be content-a? |
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Hostess Quickly. The young man is an honest man. Doctor Caius. What shall de honest man do in my closet? dere is
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Hostess Quickly. I beseech you, be not so phlegmatic. Hear the truth
Doctor Caius. Vell. |
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Hostess Quickly. Peace, I pray you. Doctor Caius. Peace-a your tongue. Speak-a your tale. |
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Hostess Quickly. This is all, indeed, la! but I'll ne'er put my
Doctor Caius. Sir Hugh send-a you? Rugby, baille me some paper.
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Hostess Quickly. [Aside to SIMPLE] Are you avised o' that? you
Doctor Caius. You jack'nape, give-a this letter to Sir Hugh; by
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Hostess Quickly. Alas, he speaks but for his friend. Doctor Caius. It is no matter-a ver dat: do not you tell-a me
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Hostess Quickly. Sir, the maid loves you, and all shall be well. We
Doctor Caius. Rugby, come to the court with me. By gar, if I have
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(stage directions). [Enter DOCTOR CAIUS and RUGBY] Doctor Caius. Jack Rugby! |
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Rugby. Sir? Doctor Caius. Vat is de clock, Jack? |
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Rugby. 'Tis past the hour, sir, that Sir Hugh promised to meet. Doctor Caius. By gar, he has save his soul, dat he is no come; he
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Rugby. He is wise, sir; he knew your worship would kill
Doctor Caius. By gar, de herring is no dead so as I vill kill him.
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Rugby. Alas, sir, I cannot fence. Doctor Caius. Villany, take your rapier. |
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Slender. Give you good morrow, sir. Doctor Caius. Vat be all you, one, two, tree, four, come for? |
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Host. To see thee fight, to see thee foin, to see thee
Doctor Caius. By gar, he is de coward Jack priest of de vorld; he
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Host. Thou art a Castalion-King-Urinal. Hector of Greece, my boy! Doctor Caius. I pray you, bear vitness that me have stay six or
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Host. Pardon, guest-justice. A word, Mounseur Mockwater. Doctor Caius. Mock-vater! vat is dat? |
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Host. Mock-water, in our English tongue, is valour, bully. Doctor Caius. By gar, den, I have as mush mock-vater as de
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Host. He will clapper-claw thee tightly, bully. Doctor Caius. Clapper-de-claw! vat is dat? |
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Host. That is, he will make thee amends. Doctor Caius. By gar, me do look he shall clapper-de-claw me;
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Host. And I will provoke him to't, or let him wag. Doctor Caius. Me tank you for dat. |
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(stage directions). [Exeunt PAGE, SHALLOW, and SLENDER] Doctor Caius. By gar, me vill kill de priest; for he speak for a
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Host. Let him die: sheathe thy impatience, throw cold
Doctor Caius. By gar, me dank you for dat: by gar, I love you;
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Host. For the which I will be thy adversary toward Anne
Doctor Caius. By gar, 'tis good; vell said. |
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Host. Let us wag, then. Doctor Caius. Come at my heels, Jack Rugby. |
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Host. Disarm them, and let them question: let them keep
Doctor Caius. I pray you, let-a me speak a word with your ear.
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Sir Hugh Evans. [Aside to DOCTOR CAIUS] Pray you, use your patience:
Doctor Caius. By gar, you are de coward, de Jack dog, John ape. |
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Sir Hugh Evans. [Aside to DOCTOR CAIUS] Pray you let us not be
Doctor Caius. Diable! Jack Rugby,—mine host de Jarteer,—have I
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Host. Peace, I say, Gallia and Gaul, French and Welsh,
Doctor Caius. Ay, dat is very good; excellent. |
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(stage directions). [Exeunt SHALLOW, SLENDER, PAGE, and Host] Doctor Caius. Ha, do I perceive dat? have you make-a de sot of
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Sir Hugh Evans. This is well; he has made us his vlouting-stog. I
Doctor Caius. By gar, with all my heart. He promise to bring me
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Page. You have, Master Slender; I stand wholly for you:
Doctor Caius. Ay, be-gar; and de maid is love-a me: my nursh-a
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(stage directions). [Exeunt SHALLOW, and SLENDER] Doctor Caius. Go home, John Rugby; I come anon. |
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Sir Hugh Evans. This is fery fantastical humours and jealousies. Doctor Caius. By gar, 'tis no the fashion of France; it is not
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Sir Hugh Evans. If there be any pody in the house, and in the
Doctor Caius. By gar, nor I too: there is no bodies. |
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Sir Hugh Evans. You suffer for a pad conscience: your wife is as
Doctor Caius. By gar, I see 'tis an honest woman. |
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Sir Hugh Evans. If there is one, I shall make two in the company. Doctor Caius. If dere be one or two, I shall make-a the turd. |
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Sir Hugh Evans. I pray you now, remembrance tomorrow on the lousy
Doctor Caius. Dat is good; by gar, with all my heart! |
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(stage directions). [Enter DOCTOR CAIUS] Doctor Caius. Vere is mine host de Jarteer? |
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Host. Here, master doctor, in perplexity and doubtful dilemma. Doctor Caius. I cannot tell vat is dat: but it is tell-a me dat
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Mistress Page. Master doctor, my daughter is in green: when you
Doctor Caius. I know vat I have to do. Adieu. |
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(stage directions). [Enter DOCTOR CAIUS] Doctor Caius. Vere is Mistress Page? By gar, I am cozened: I ha'
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Mistress Page. Why, did you take her in green? Doctor Caius. Ay, by gar, and 'tis a boy: by gar, I'll raise all Windsor. |
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