| Speeches (Lines) for Clown | ||
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| 1 | Why masters, have your instruments been in Naples,
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| 2 | Are these, I pray you, wind-instruments? | |
| 3 | O, thereby hangs a tail. | |
| 4 | Marry. sir, by many a wind-instrument that I know.
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| 5 | If you have any music that may not be heard, to't
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| 6 | Then put up your pipes in your bag, for I'll away:
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| 7 | No, I hear not your honest friend; I hear you. | |
| 8 | She is stirring, sir: if she will stir hither, I
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| 9 | I dare not say he lies any where. | |
| 10 | He's a soldier, and for one to say a soldier lies,
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| 11 | To tell you where he lodges, is to tell you where I lie. | |
| 12 | I know not where he lodges, and for me to devise a
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| 13 | I will catechise the world for him; that is, make
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| 14 | To do this is within the compass of man's wit: and
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